It seems this babyman will never grow up. The adult man gets around his office in a baby carrier strapped to another man’s chest, and says “chugga-chugga” to passing coworkers. When the others drink coffee, this guy breaks out a sippy cup full of milk, but he needs to test it on his wrist to make sure it’s not too hot. While on a date, the babyman asks to start with cereal spread all over the table before the main course of a warm hotdog. And, of course, he’ll need a glass of grape juice to spill on the carpet. If you don’t want to be this guy, Progressive says to act your age and get your own insurance.